illest-in-here:

ohmygod

me and my best friend yus

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ashlitamacy:

bluesey:

The greatest scene in cinema history

My favorite sevens in a movie EVER

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

That’s the type of mom I’ll be

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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

This is so awesome

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hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

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